do u want me to be your girlfriend??

breathe if yes

lick ur elbow if no

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adebimpe:

once i convinced an american guy that purple (the color) didn’t exist in canada

i pointed to someone’s purple shirt and asked him ‘what’s that?’ pretending that i had never seen that color before in my life.　 he got so confused and then he got really intense and concerned about it and he went into this elaborate explanation of how purple is this combination of red and blue and he couldn’t believe that canadians had never heard of it

and so i was like ‘you know actually purple is probably illegal in canada and that’s why i’ve never seen it’

and he thought over it for a moment then got all serious and said ‘yeah i can see that’

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Someone needs to send me an Ao3 invite because this is really just too long to wait.

prustens:

The Doctor: She’s a feral child. I bought her for sixpence in old Londontown. It was her or the Elephant Man.
Rose Tyler: Thinks he’s so funny, but I’m so not amused. What’chu think, Mum?
Queen Victoria: It hardly matters. Shall we proceed?
Rose Tyler: (to the Doctor) So close… 

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And I kind of fangirled a little bit.

They kind of do seem like lax material. Franklin would probably be a middie, cause he’s short and that’s good for scooping up ground balls. And Bash seems like he would be a beast in the goal. But he’d be a good d-mid, too. Plus he’s got a pretty sick flow.

motherfuckingwerewolves:

so is it tomorrow night yet or

“This isn’t Wall Street, this is Hell. We have a little something called integrity!”

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